Horrible Person.

So one of the guys at work is named Jesse. Now he loves to be smart with me & give me "looks." Now I'm not gonna lie he is an attractive guy so I can't say that I mind. Real talk lol. He's a pretty funny guy so I enjoy talking to him, because it's guaranteed something crazy is going to come out of it! Well the other day when I went to lunch we noticed a dead bird in the fence. Apparently it got caught & died =/ Poor thing. I wonder why no one tried helping the thing out!

Anyway when Jesse was leaving work he noticed it on the floor & at that same time I happened to glance out & guess what I saw???? HE KICKED IT! YES KICKED A DEAD BIRD!! I was like WTF!!! I told Cheryl & she was like WHAT?! I couldn't believe he kicked the poor bird, dead or not! I confronted him the next time I talked to him & his excuse was that he didn't know it was dead because the wind was making it move around. Seriously if it was alive I'm pretty sure it would have been flapping its wings crazily! He also said he nudged it! I was like hell no! I know the difference between a nudge & a kick! He was just laughing & laughing...damn liar lol!

I kept calling him a horrible person so he left lol! Well when I got off he had left a note on my windshield saying, "Don't hate!" LMAO! I was like wth! He's the bad person! So I had an idea. I went today & bought a fake bird! I'm gonna leave it on the windshield of his car with a note saying, "Don't kick this one!" LMAO! Cheryl gave me idea to write that & I knew it was perfect! I wonder what he's gonna say after lol! The only thing that could ruin it if it rains! I could put it in a Ziploc bag......lol jk!

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